backpackfullofplums:

In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

heckinglester:

april fools you look cute everyday keep it up 

crystallized-teardrops:

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

madomami:

unpopularopinions111:

Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?

iced tea imported from england, lifeguards imported from spain, towels imported from turkey, and turkey imported from maine

floozys:

blues-for-the-wicked:

floozys:

i had a dream that sharks skeletons were on the outside of their body and like that was normal and then one day another species much bigger than sharks tried to start a gang fight and the sharks were scared so they made themselves smaller somehow and swam out of their outside skeletons but once they did they all grew to the size of like the titanic? the outside skeletons weren’t fucking skeletons they were cages stopping the sharks from reaching their full potential… and now we’re stuck with millions of titanic sharks… Isn’t that literally the most unnecessary shit my brain could dream about

The people behind sharknado would totally would TOTALLY buy and make the shit out of this idea and blast it all over Shark week. I should know, I just starred in their next film, which is about a five headed shark that grows another head each time you try to kill it.
And your idea ain’t half as bad, so, just saying, think about it, make some bucks ;)

let em know and send me the check and what’s your character name? Do u get eaten?

just-shower-thoughts:

Stores that sell movies should have a “Not on Netlix” section